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Stadiet lige før en lurer springer over hækken, og tilbyder sin uforlignelige assistance.  

Fastfood 

man-dåre-faldereb: et reb af meget ringe kvalitet (en tåbelig sømand troede engang, det var en smart idé at lave et faldereb af hestens man, men da folk faldt i vandet, fordi rebet sprang, måtte han erkende, at det nok var en ret dårlig idé) 

Arnold Schwarzenegger på sine gamle dage.  

Muslimsk prut. 

HOLY GUNSMOKE! 

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Den følelse der trækker ind over én, når man ikke orker mere af noget godt (mad, selskab, netflix) 

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Det godt 

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En tysk person af anden etnisk herkomst og/eller mørk glædet hud 

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harmonikasammenstød 

Rygklappere og andre, som kun er med i de gode tider 

Psykoanalytisk udtryk for at have det svært med at sige fra over for sin mor 

Flere malkekøer  

Et barn som er født ind i en magtfuld position.  

Ironisk ord for ujævnt område 

Når mor går derhjemme og vasker (bruger vaskebrættet) 

En person, der PRØVER at være moderigtig, men det lykkes ikke... 

Hundevasker - især for små hunde 

Fagudtryk for hastigheden man ryster med maven. "Hun har en mavedanshertz på 8" 

Person, der altid har en kaffekop i hånden. 

Overført betydning: Sidste del af arbejdet. Når man har sat bolten i og kun mangler at spænde.til 

Regning efter morgenmaden. 

Betegnelse for aktier der uddeles til medarbejderne i virksomheder med meget høj risiko men mulighed for tilsvarende højt afkast 

Stærk pessimist har det 

Ofte forekommende på universitetet, hvor man taler om fri forskning, men ser ned på bestemte retninger. F.eks. på kvalitative undersøgelser på medicin 

En stribe bøder 

De folk - i politik og på arbejdspladser - som hytter deres og går med lederens mening 

Liv uden manuelt arbejde 

Processen, hvor man skifter til en metonymi. Han drak --> han slog sig på flasken 

De ting der har hobet sig op i løbet af sidste uge og nu skal ordnes. 

sex efter skænderi 

Postkassen til anonyme klager på arbejdspladsen. 

Når ingen kritiserer eller kommer med mangler ved en ide. Ofte på grund af angst for repressalier. Særlig typisk i autoritære regimer og på topstyrede arbejdspladser. Den moderne version er at man altid skal have ja-hatten på. 

Strøm af ligegyldig snak fra ens ægtefælle. 

Når man kommer uden ægtefællen til et arrangement. "Jeg foretog en mageundladelse for at kunne spille bold med gutterne" 

Moden for øl i 2010¨erne 

Den forfærdelige person, der får (arbejds-)miljøet til at blive være pga sladder, negativitet mm 

Ens chance for skældud. "Mine møgfaldodds steg kraftigt da jeg ikke gjorde hvad jeg lovede" 

Ikke så dygtig skuespiller. Man avancerer til "Soiree-dygtig"... 

En sandwich som er opbygget af forskellige Marabu plader 

Pølsemix af den dårlige slags 

En forfatters indledende tanker til en bog. 

Murerlæring 

Farven på mælk. Ikke helt hvid, men stadig hvidt. 

når man ikke har heste... 

De kolde kontanter syet ind i madrassen. 

Graviditetsbetinget heldagsopkast. 

Én player-person, der gerne vil sole sig i opmærksomhed fra (venstreorienterede) personer, der vægter rummelighed højt. 

Barskab som indeholder Underberg og/eller Fernet Branca. 

Se “Vestas”. 

Freelance-DJ som har en stor fanskare. 

Vodka iblandet bolchevarianten “Kongen Af Danmark”. 

En særlig "suppositionstilstand", som supposeres i kvantemekanikken af den såkaldte Københavnerskole. Se også Scrödingers kat. 

Sig ikke det til en Matador-fan! 

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