Hårrejsendehttps://www.facebook.com/kasperoerkild/posts/10202906798530472 

Indfødsretsprøve til dansk statsborgerskab. 

det er når at man gerne må, diskrimminerer nogen fordi at, man selv bor i et højhus 

Dét forhold, at en kvinde virker tiltrækkende på en mand, når hun ryster med sine bryster og balder. 

En dame med hele 10 forskellige sider af selv, som dog alle viser sig at være dumme kællinger. 

Nyeste tiltag indenfor stressbehandling. Virker muligvis. 

Værktøj til vurdering af studerende i koran-skoler 

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Piercing-krævende variation på russisk roulette, hvor man hiver i en ud af flere kæder, hver af hvilke er forbundet til deltagernes brystvorter. Spillerne fortsætter til der kun er én brystvorte i spil. Taberne splejser om taxituren til skadestuen. 

Lille yndig hoste 

At være "lærervredladen" vil sige at udvise irrationel frustration over egen manglende indlevelse, formidlingsevne og autoritet. 

Forældrekøb 

Det man oplever at få når man er offer for janteloven... 

Et gammelt sjælendt brugt argument der bringes på banen  

En bolle trillet af kedsomhed af resterne fra en portion kogt torsk 

Lille indspist byråd. 

Den "Vanish" der figurerer i reklamen med Lotte Heise. 

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Cykelsti eller grønne områder 

Verdens sejeste nordmand 

Når trommeslageren bliver forflyttet til Lemvig. 

Den udgave af Kierkegaards samlede værker, som et stædigt lille forlag bliver ved med at udgive. 

Den øvelse mangen en sportstræner har gjort for at forsvare en indskiftning overfor pressen efyer kampen. 

Størstedelen af danskerne. 

Accenttegnet ^ 

Pæne tempererede sko/sandaler/støvler som ikke klemmer. 

Materiale til at reparere en ødelagt turban 

Skyde vand på hinanden på skift i større gruppe. Sommerleg. 

Rustvogn blandt fagfolk. 

Plejehjems flirt. 

En disciplin indenfor abstrakt kalligrafi 

En sur jyde 

Et helt års underbetalt hårdt arbejde. 

En af de tømte flasker som bruges foran fjernsynet, så man slipper for at gå den lange vej ud på toilettet. 

Dårligt gymnasium 

en der går i skjul, for at få et alibi 

en del af sommekolektionen 

Etbenet fagforeningsformand. 

Socialdemokratisk drøm. 

Orkan 

Pollen der danser i luften. 

Selvmordsbomber. 

Perioden der efterfølger gymnasiet, hvis et fast arbejde ikke haves.  

Spin (fra spindoktor). 

Et ord, der kan bruges om en person, der er så tyk, at de er beskyttet imod miljøgift. Oftest brugt som en fornærmelse imod politikere."Mon ikke han overlever. Han er jo så miljøgiftspolstret." 

En hidtil uset dyd. En af de første antydninger af luftdydens eksistens optræder i Bob Dylan-sangen "Blowing In The Wind." Luftdydens moralske korpus er endnu ikke præcist kortlagt - men det er klart, at det slet ikke er tilstrækkeligt blot at trække vejret og iøvrigt lade som ingenting..... 

Kanonsælger 

to ryk og en aflevering 

Se "levertran". 

Stammefolkets hersker. 

Spilles af hudlæger efter samme regler som almindelig volleybold. 

fejende projektørlys 

Parti til højre. 

Pæn kvindelig security 

Nabostrid om en strimmel jord. 

iPad. 

I selskabsskatsager den række af firmaer som laves for at undgå skat 

En mand der ser meget lille ud fordi man kigger på ham gennem den forkerte ende af en kikkert 

Hvis man giver laktose til en laktose-intolerant, med grumme bagtanker 

En accepteret runde-trunte 

Øvelse i at afstå fra at sende og tjekke e-mails 

Ark med liste over anmærkninger 

Stat ledet med overvågning og vold af pengebegærlig og magtsyg diktator. 

En meget stor, slatten, og i æg og rasp indsvøbt, klump hakket grisekød. Må ikke forveksles med en karbonadebadekåbe (s. d.). 

Nyfortolker af Emma Gad.  

Leder af havarikommissionen inden for gør-det-selv-byggeri.  

Gås som er blevet grundigt renset og derefter fyldt til bristepunktet med svedsker og forsvarligt gennemstegt i ovnen den 10. november. 

Når den gamle ørentvist er død og den ny skal indsættes 

Stand-up-komik-teknik hvor komikeren sørger for at få alle dele af publikum til at grine, om nødvendigt på skift. 

Besyngelse af den menneskelige krop 

en massiv klassiker som alle vordende guitarister gennemhamrer i forsøget på at øge deres musikalske lødighed 

Når skurken i en western taler på en tysk-sproget kanal 

Modsat mandehørm den særlige polyfone skræppen blandt kvinder, der taler om ufarlige emner som mode, mad og mænd. Vildgåsehørm nærmer sig mandehørm i indhold og usædelighed. 

Rensningsanlæg. 

Smagsløs persille købt i supermarkedet. 

substantiv; karrysalat, sådan som vi laver den herovre på den jyske vestkyst. 

Kaffe fra en stempelkande med top der skal løftes 

En afgang med denne ex cathedrafærgeforbindelse vil undertegnede meget gerne vil opleve. Der afgives nok en form for lattermild livskvalitet ved afgangen - forestiller jeg mig. Foruden et trut i hornet, naturligvis. 

Ombygning foretaget i april - smlgn: majombugning 

Bil der er konfiskeret af Skat pga. manglende afgiftsbetaling 

Det sted, man ender, når man "bare skulle arbejde én sæson hos Apollo". 

Indretningsarkitekt  

Disciplin under "Cross-Fit" 

Lige så det mætter 

Familiens kvindelige overhoved, der har alle pengene. 

Visuel stimulans. Bedste resultat opnås ude i naturen fremfor foran TV. 

Slang for jæger, der musicerer så længe og jazzagtigt på sit jagthorn, at vildet flygter langt bort.  

.. 

klodset og tungt fodarbejde 

en holder til toiletpapir som man sætter op i tilfælde af åbent hus. Meningen med en sådan holder er at mens kunden sidder på toilettet skal vedkommende se holderne og derefter få lyst til at købe huset. 

At være voldsomt naiv og samtidig fobisk angst for at blive snydt. 

Middagsinvitation fra mormor. 

Lovstidig handel med gødning.  

Når det simpelthen ikke er nok at bo i skattely, men man lige skal have studenterrabatten med oveni. 

Nærkampsteknik ; ) 

Person, der er et fjols til kortspil. 

Diskriminerende vidneudsagn mod magtmisbrugende folkevalgte repræsentanter. 

Overvægtige, der har erkendt deres overvægt 

At være inderligt ussel 

Drømmekvinden. Hende der er stor fortaler for en stor rød bøf.