Vin dyrket af en UFO-interesseret vinbonde ved moselfloden. 

Kød af uvis oprindelse, der slet ikke burde eksistere. Halalslagtet svinekød. 

Den juridiske betegnelse for skoleelevers ret til under en eksamen at rode sig ud i de mest vanvittige faglige forklaringer. 

Blomster til kæresten/konen. Se også diamanter og tøj. Se ikke: køkken- og sportsudstyr. 

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Krøllejern til syndige formål... 

Viskelæderfnuller 

Meget typisk i udvikling af IT-systemer 

udvidelsegummi er en anden form for at sige et kondom. 

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Ole sad på en knold og sang. 

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Svindel med udvekslingsstuderende. 

En lyd af ren opgivelse, når man gerne ville flytte hjemmefra, men økonomien ikke rækker til det. 

i tilfælde af flere personer der har brug for en hjertestarter, bruges udvælgehjertestarteren. 

En efterladt note om, at man forlader landet. 

når man helder alle thai mennesker ud i havet 

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En fremmed persons indgriben når jeg'et mangler ord.  

Person der hader letløbende skuffer i et IKEA-køkken 

Nøgleperson, som hele tiden truer med at forlade projektet, hvis ikke vedkommende får sin vilje 

Misforståelse af et sprøjtemiddel 

Sindsstemning når bankens månedsopgørelse læses. 

Bagte grønsager der har fået for lang tid i ovnen. 

temperatur i celsiusgrader, hvor vand fordamper 

Hård mave. 

Jakken til 'dagen der på' 

Den handling sprogrøgtere udfører 

En meget giftig udtalelse. 

Princippet bag ethvert talentshow i TV 

Luftmadras 

Et drab der finder sted pga. blokader for udsynet. Lad det være duggede ruder eller børn i bakspejlet. 

Når man trænger til at få renset kroppen godt igennem i en udsvedningssauna, der ikke er tekstilfri, må man naturligvis iføre sig udsvedningsbadebukser. 

troels lund poulsen 

Personal shopper. 

Andet ord for den indbyggede forældelse i elektronisk udstyr. 

Ministerium til afvikling af dansk landbrug. 

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Den indre (og ofte snerbede) politibetjent som admnistrerer selvcensuren. 

Fiberspængning 

Når man opfører sig som Yvonne fra Olsen banden 

En af attraktionerne, hos fåreavleren, på det lokale dyrskue. 

Folk der frekventerer kunstmuseer for at blive set 

Det der ligger tilbage på gulvet efter en erotikmesse 

Kirsebærsovs fabrikkens årlige personale revy. 

En sort sæk der trækkes ned over hovedet på de konservatoriestuderende der skal være kastratsangere. 

simpel fabriks fremstillet materiale der ved hjælp af 1920'er teknologi kan måle udsving i celcius. 

BZ'ere på hotel. 

Oplysning af udsted 

Konglomerat af "utilstedelig" og "ulæselig". Lidt som "ondskabsgal". 

Ekstraudstyr til ældre biler, der skal til syn for allersidste gang. 

når man kommer 

Second hand tøj 

Eskommunikering af en predetus, eg. stiftende doktor på en institution. 

pik 

Ballerinasko fra Kina, som har været utrolig billige. 

TV-quiz.  

Når man lærer at lade være med at stille kritiske spørgsmål til sin chef 

Udvist asylansøger 

Målmand som skal have en markspiller til at tage målspark 

en statsminister, der skifter mange ministre ud 

Tager billeder af ting og mennesker der kan spares væk. 

Optagelsesprøve 

Udvekslingsstudent med dårlig samvittighed. 

Et udbredt fif blandt dørmænd er at tage en bispehue på for at signalere autoritet, når man må smide folk ud af diskoteket. 

Dette ord er definationen på en afvænning, der i alt sin enkelthed går ud på at smide det, man er afhængig af, ud i skraldespanden. Dette kunne eksempelvis være cigaretter, slikposer, øl, pomfritter eller andre af de gense afhængigheder. Det kan selvfølgelig også være ens dildo, mobiltelefon, fjernsyn og hvad man eller kan være afhængig af. Smid det ud! Det er den mest effektive afvænning, der findes (hvis man altså lader være med at købe nyt...)  

Blåt øje 

Mad fremstillet kantinen på en offentlig arbejdsplads. 

"Skrid!" 

Udflytterfest. 

Hvad der sker med en rullesele ved påkørsel 

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En række af uspecificerede kønssygdomme. Ex. efter en sommer på Ibiza eller Mykonos 

Udslagsvask der lugter meget dårligt.  

Den grimasse golfspillere laver efter et forfejlet første slag. 

man siger noget som ikke passer. 

1: det der tilbage under arkæologens sigte når alle de historiske genstande er fundet. 2: det der er tilbage i guldgraverens pande når guldet er fjernet. 

Fransk lokumspoesi. 

Når en kæp i øret er den eneste måde at få fjernet den dårlige smag i munden på. 

Når cisternen grundet tekniske vanskeligheder - eller viceværtens uhelbredelige spareiver - ikke er helt fyldt med vand. 

Evighedsstudent på efteruddannelse 

Særdeles populært udtryk der i sin enkelthed refererer til maven på en svært overvægtig person. 

Modermålsundervisning for voksne som palæstinensere med en udvisningsdom undervises i i Sandholmlejren. "Pia Kjærsgaard flytter bare pengene fra modersmålsundervisning i folkeskolerne til udskridningspalæstinensisk" - Johanne Schmidt-Nielsen på endhedslistens årsmøde 2013. 

Må jeg lige se eksamensbeviset der..? Jadak, .. jadak og.. jadak 

Det er en fremtoning som udskiller et eller andet  

EN officer i flåden som sender de dårlige/ubruglige soldater hjem 

Bom ved grænsekontrol 

Lyden af urin, der rammer vandet og kummen. Kan variere fra køn til køn, person til person og urinudskilning til urinudskilning. 

Den euforiske, nærmest uovervindelige sindstilstand, der hersker hos en ungersvend, som maler byen rød aftenen før han udskibes i søværnets tjeneste.Bruges ofte som middel til at overtale det modsatte køn til en tête-à-tête. 

Mislykket polterabend. 

Kvindelig bartender 

Meget høj vintjener. 

Fri bar. 

Sidste omgang 

Når man går et trin op ad konflikttrappen. Tæt på åben krig. 

Se "Folketingets formand" http://www.ft.dk/Folketinget/Folketingets_formand/Om%20Folketingets%20formand.aspx 

Et par fine ben i nyloner og korte skørter. 

udsmider der kommer ind fra sidelinjen. 

Spindoktorsmil 

Ambassadør!