Knækorte natbukser, super moderne i 70'erne. 

presenning der dækker et tag der mangler tagsten 

Dokument der giver dig lov til at tage dit barberblad med gennem Security i lufthavnen 

(Ofte også 'strømpeudtræk'): Giftstof der udvindes af sure strømper når de kryber i vask; det masse- og lugttab der sker under vasken bestemmer mængden og koncentrationen af det færdige strømplat. CIA har i årevis konsekvent nægtet at masseforsvinding af strømper i verdens vaskemaskiner skulle hænge sammen med systematisk ulovlig krybestrømplatudvinding. 

Når anmodning om assistance aflyses. 

Materiel i begravelsesforretning 

Forsøget på at undgå ghettodannelse 

Tågesnak 

Trygheden fra de tilbageblivende hårtotter på hovedet i en ufuldkomne hårvækst. 

Når man skynder sig hånd i hånd med sin kæreste 

Det modsatte af gennemsnitlige Facebookkommentarer  

Samfundet af lovligt selvstændige erhvervsdrivende indvandrere. 

Når man ikke har nogen udpræget sort eller hvid holdning til noget man hører. 

Sporvognsskinne. 

Skyde vand på hinanden på skift i større gruppe. Sommerleg. 

Ordet er et udslag af en gammel - nu modbevist - teori om at kontineltaldriften er drevet af tusindvis af kronhjorte, der trækker kontinenterne rundt på kloden. Det vides nu, at der naturligvis ikke er tale om kronhjorte, men derimod millioner af hamstre. 

Dårligt gymnasium 

En skorstensfejer der er blevet sindssyg. 

Slang for udløsning hos mænd 

hej  

Pjækkedag med kortspil. 

Når det går virkelig stærkt. Foretages bedst med lukkede øjne og på to hjul. 

Når taoistiske munke kedede sig, trådte de blot ud af kroppen og således frigjorte fra det rent mineralske legeme slentrede de rundt i det uendelige kosmos "kun" iklædt astrallegeme: Dao-morskab. 

fysioterapeut der specialesere sig i slavehandleres stres 

Også kendt som gobelinhugger i forbrydermiljøet 

Nu er der jo ingen grund til at overdrive. Ordet "skimmelost" er nok. 

Strakkels små kæledyr som ejerne giver frisurer 

Kanonsælger 

Harpiksen håndboldspillere putter på hænderne. 

Den kamel, man bliver nødt til at sluge, hvis man ska holde fest og bare ikke KAN slippe uden om at invitere visse personer. 

Bumset 

Pæn kvindelig security 

Et andet ord for stud 

Atomsprængning som oplevelse. 

Daggammelt wienerbrød afhentet ved bagerens bagdør. 

ironisk for blåt øje eller: når veninden afhjælper den håbløst lagte make up 

I selskabsskatsager den række af firmaer som laves for at undgå skat 

Ja 

Den flaske vodka, man henter, når festen er ved at løbe tør for alkohol (som også kaldes ætanol.) 

Chefen, der aldrig bliver for ung til jeans. 

En accepteret runde-trunte 

Stat ledet med overvågning og vold af pengebegærlig og magtsyg diktator. 

En bilrude med dug på kan på grund af nattefrostens indvirkning fremkalde diskussion om, hvem der skal fatte isskraberen og komme i gang. 

Risikabel delikatesse. 

En meget stor, slatten, og i æg og rasp indsvøbt, klump hakket grisekød. Må ikke forveksles med en karbonadebadekåbe (s. d.). 

Trend blandt fanatiske økologer, der ved gentagne dialysebahandlinger og blodtransfusioner opnår denne blodtype. 

en heldragt man deller (2 personer i en heldragt) 

Person der lider af BHADHD. 

Leder af havarikommissionen inden for gør-det-selv-byggeri.  

Skolevejleder. 

Landbrugets pendant til Husmoderleksikonet. 

Når den gamle ørentvist er død og den ny skal indsættes 

Flok hunde, som har ualmindeligt travlt. 

Dronningens nytårstaffel. 

Besyngelse af den menneskelige krop 

nogle som tager told i lyntog 

Når man prøver at gøre noget godt, men det ikke fungerer 

Særlig omhu ved formuleringen af en udvidelse af en kontrakt 

Geologisk formation som især findes omkring Ringe. 

En oversigt over forekomsten af tomater og gulerødder (med karotin i) 

... var stenaldermanden. 

De politiske partiers ungdomsorganisationer. 

Bil der er konfiskeret af Skat pga. manglende afgiftsbetaling 

karrypasta 

Angreb hvor soldaterne løber rundt og siger "bang". 

Kreativ bogføring i hotelbranchen. 

Safari på motorcykel. (Emnet uddybes af forfatterne Hjalte Tin og Nina Rasmussen.) 

Det sted, man ender, når man "bare skulle arbejde én sæson hos Apollo". 

Disciplin under "Cross-Fit" 

Også Kaospiloter kan glemme at tænke ud af boksen. 

.. 

Når der er store udgifter forbundet med at behandle en hudsygdom eller -lidelse hos mennesker eller dyr 

En akademisering af forret. 

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En festsal som kun er beregnet til kørelærer. Hver gang de har haft 50 elever der består, må de holde en fest i salen. 

At være voldsomt naiv og samtidig fobisk angst for at blive snydt. 

Nedsættende udtryk brugt af personlige trænere og idætslærere.  

Skarbasseflaske hedder de små buttede flasker man købte billige øl i Tyskland før dåsebajerne slog helt igennem og overtog markedet helt. 

Indfødsretsprøve til dansk statsborgerskab. 

Folk der vil forandring for enhver pris uden at bruge tid på at gennemtænke den 

Dét forhold, at en kvinde virker tiltrækkende på en mand, når hun ryster med sine bryster og balder. 

Person, der er et fjols til kortspil. 

En dame med hele 10 forskellige sider af selv, som dog alle viser sig at være dumme kællinger. 

Nyeste tiltag indenfor stressbehandling. Virker muligvis. 

Ord for komplekse systemiske problemer 

Værktøj til vurdering af studerende i koran-skoler 

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Det man oplever at få når man er offer for janteloven... 

Et gammelt sjælendt brugt argument der bringes på banen  

En bolle trillet af kedsomhed af resterne fra en portion kogt torsk 

Lille indspist byråd. 

Dagsform 

Den "Vanish" der figurerer i reklamen med Lotte Heise. 

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Cykelsti eller grønne områder 

Verdens sejeste nordmand 

Person med indgående kendskab til behandling af udslæt. 

Evnen til at forudsige mudder, slud og andet pløre på vejene, og derved undgå det. Falck overlever takket være folk, der rent ud sagt mangler denne evne. 

Diskvalificering inden for skisport. 

Meteorolog-fejltagelse