Det brændstof der er i tanken på den bil der bliver brugt til rambuktyverier 

En person, som ved ekstra meget efter et godt glas vin fra bourgogne, og i den grad sørger for, at alle de omkringstående er klar over det. 

En dansklære som giver retstavningsprøver en eller flere gange om ugen. 

Betegnelse for, når ærkebispen slikker på noget 

en pool, som man kan svømme i, hvis man føler sig forurettet. 

Det første døgn i et rygestopkursus. 

Kommunistiske kinesiske kulværkers imperialistiske overgreb dybt ind i min næse, selvom jeg befinder mig midt ude i Rold Skov. 

De første lommepenge 

Troldunge der hedder sren 

Grænseområdet lige før en sansning bliver så svag at en person ikke længere kan opfatte den. I visse sammenhænge, den perceptionspsykologiske parallel til Vygotskys begreb om zonen for nærmeste udvikling. 

is kage 

ny form for id 

Hånligt grin fordi man har fået en fordel 

At gå med hvide tennissokker 

Skat på brugen af dyre designerbriller. 

noget med en kamel 

Når e-mailmodtagere trykker "svar alle" igen og igen på en ligegyldig email. 

Kolde tæer i sengen 

ikke nogen jeg ville ansætte 

Stabil vandstand. 

I daglig tale kaldet en strikket hue. 

Læge der ikke gider høre på patienterne men bare får dem hurtigt ud af døren 

Heldigvis ikke nogen væsentlig problemstilling længere. 

Eufemisme for prostataproblemer 

Et besynderligt fænomen der opstår, når blomsterdekorations-hobbyister ser sig vrede på hinanden. 

Juleræs i snestorm. 

fotosats af ølglas 

Den mest almindelige føde i en troldeskov er lort, og det ved vi fra forskellige palindromer, som klart og tydeligt redegør for troldenes smag for denne særprægede spise:Trold åd lort / trolde med lort / dametrold åd lortemad /  dametrolde med lortemad.  

Verden går under freaks 

Rekrutteringsbureau 

Hvis ting går for hurtigt i parforholdet 

Prinsen på den hvide hest, nu med uniform. 

Juristsprog for afskaffelse af visitationszone.   

Et ord der handler om at slå folk med et antikristslagvåben. 

En kongeligt priviligeret ret til at duellere. Denne ret blev tildelt adelige der tjente kongen godt. 

En der tænker ekstremt 

Den usamarbejdsvillige person i gruppen. 

uha, det er ikke for børn 

Når man jager sin lærer i gymnastik 

Overtræksdug til beskyttelse af dræsinebrugere i dårligt vejr 

Ikke særligt begavet medarbejder hos TDC.  

Som "nervøs blære", men ledsaget af fornægtelse. 

Meget pruttende mand. 

En seddel på døren ind til den store datters værelse: "Husk du har stuearrest". 

vandblåt gadekryds 

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Kræver ikke nærmere forklaring. Dem har der været mange af igennem tiderne! 

Penge som argument  

Når man forsøger at ramme en hestebremse med bue og pil, men igen-igen rammer ved siden af. 

Toasten over alle toasts 

Infektion forårsaget af hynder. 

morgenskider efter bytur 

måne diana 

Situationen i kjole og hvidt på sydlandsk stå-toilet. 

Elegance/snedighed i forbindelse med incest. 

Er det en torpedo? Er det en tunnelboremaskine? Nej... det er SUPERMULDVARPEN! - eller noget der minder om. 

En goddommelig stor pik 

Møl 

Gave til den, der arrangerer fællesgaven til en fest. 

Anders-fuck-stempler-ind Betydning: Potentiel krigsforbryder vender tilbage. 

En forsikring man bør tegne inden man besøger sin svigermor i kolonihavehuset 

Anvendelse af et "Glory Hole" 

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Det der sker når man dyrker karse på en radarstation 

Når man besvarer alle tiltaler med et fjoget grin 

Kamille der egner sig godt til kagebagning. 

Trykfejl, skulle have været damptog 

Hyundai i10, Citröen C1, Fiat Panda - eller lignende... 

Pelsfrakke. 

Penge tjent ved high frequency trading 

Vegatar 

Passiv-aggressiv attitude blandt pensionister foranlediget af noget de har set i fjernsynet. 

Det at visse tyndt befolkede områder der er helt afhængig af pengeoverførerelser er overrepræsenteret i Folketinget 

Hvis man er i centralinferno, er man i en knibefyldt og nervepirrende situation, som man (typisk) vil bestræbe sig på hurtigt at undslippe igen. 

Når man har købt sig til en dame for meget. 

Et eksperiment der blev lavet i 1950'erne for at skabe small talk ved morgenbordet i de danske hjem. Eksperimentet havde ingen videre succes. 

en mand/kvinde der maler med jazz-hands 

Den smøg, som afslører en person i at ryge 

Et resultat af "casual tuesday" ved et sydfynsk entreprenørfirma. 

lede ved magt. F.eks. diktatoriske bosser. 

Når folk kun "tager hvad de skal bruge" og ikke hører efter helheden 

det er når at, en tåhyler larmer lisom, et tordenskræl 

Skal det hedde "Hjortshøj/Egå IF" eller "Egå/Hjortshøj IF"? 

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Nyt hjælpemiddel på fødeafdelingen. 

15 nøgne mænd på række 

Brug af ordet: Du kan godt stoppe med den nullermandfarce 

Sponsorat af fx en halv Frederik Fetterlein. Så har man ham, når han fester med deltagerne i Paradise Hotel, og den anden sponsor (fra AA) har ham i dagtimerne. 

Når man finder sig i alt som det er 

Psoriasis på det kvindelige underliv 

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Topmøde mellem energiministre 

Grisehale. 

- for de fattige i ånden. 

Den månedlige omgang myldermås. 

Støtte til Afrika 

Revolutions-diplomati 

det korrekt 

Avis med nyheder som gør, at man får kaffen galt i halsen. 

Stærk og pludselig forøgelse i antallet af personer som drager fordel af deres situation eller omverden uden at bidrage til denne i væsentlig grad.