når man kommer 

Ekstraudstyr til ældre biler, der skal til syn for allersidste gang. 

Konglomerat af "utilstedelig" og "ulæselig". Lidt som "ondskabsgal". 

Oplysning af udsted 

BZ'ere på hotel. 

simpel fabriks fremstillet materiale der ved hjælp af 1920'er teknologi kan måle udsving i celcius. 

En sort sæk der trækkes ned over hovedet på de konservatoriestuderende der skal være kastratsangere. 

Kirsebærsovs fabrikkens årlige personale revy. 

Det der ligger tilbage på gulvet efter en erotikmesse 

Folk der frekventerer kunstmuseer for at blive set 

En af attraktionerne, hos fåreavleren, på det lokale dyrskue. 

Når man opfører sig som Yvonne fra Olsen banden 

Fiberspængning 

Den indre (og ofte snerbede) politibetjent som admnistrerer selvcensuren. 

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Ministerium til afvikling af dansk landbrug. 

Andet ord for den indbyggede forældelse i elektronisk udstyr. 

Personal shopper. 

troels lund poulsen 

Når man trænger til at få renset kroppen godt igennem i en udsvedningssauna, der ikke er tekstilfri, må man naturligvis iføre sig udsvedningsbadebukser. 

Et drab der finder sted pga. blokader for udsynet. Lad det være duggede ruder eller børn i bakspejlet. 

Luftmadras 

Princippet bag ethvert talentshow i TV 

En meget giftig udtalelse. 

Den handling sprogrøgtere udfører 

Jakken til 'dagen der på' 

Hård mave. 

temperatur i celsiusgrader, hvor vand fordamper 

Bagte grønsager der har fået for lang tid i ovnen. 

Sindsstemning når bankens månedsopgørelse læses. 

Misforståelse af et sprøjtemiddel 

Nøgleperson, som hele tiden truer med at forlade projektet, hvis ikke vedkommende får sin vilje 

Person der hader letløbende skuffer i et IKEA-køkken 

En fremmed persons indgriben når jeg'et mangler ord.  

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når man helder alle thai mennesker ud i havet 

En efterladt note om, at man forlader landet. 

i tilfælde af flere personer der har brug for en hjertestarter, bruges udvælgehjertestarteren. 

En lyd af ren opgivelse, når man gerne ville flytte hjemmefra, men økonomien ikke rækker til det. 

Svindel med udvekslingsstuderende. 

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Ole sad på en knold og sang. 

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udvidelsegummi er en anden form for at sige et kondom. 

Meget typisk i udvikling af IT-systemer 

Viskelæderfnuller 

Krøllejern til syndige formål... 

.. 

Blomster til kæresten/konen. Se også diamanter og tøj. Se ikke: køkken- og sportsudstyr. 

Den juridiske betegnelse for skoleelevers ret til under en eksamen at rode sig ud i de mest vanvittige faglige forklaringer. 

Kød af uvis oprindelse, der slet ikke burde eksistere. Halalslagtet svinekød. 

Vin dyrket af en UFO-interesseret vinbonde ved moselfloden. 

Den særlige sliske, ufologer benytter sig af, når de som de første jordboere bliver smidt ud af rumskibet. 

Cirkelramt kornmark 

Markredskab der benyttes til at lave korncirkler. 

En ballademager i den kategori der ikke har sin lige 

Det ekstra arbeje man må igennem når man ikke er i stand til at gøre det på den smarte måde. 

Fintsnittet græstørv, der opbevares i næseborene for smagens skyld. 

Det man lider af, hvis man gerne vil i lære hos Kaptajn Haddock eller Egon Olsen 

Servicetilbud fra DR til almindelige borgere, der ikke forstår politikeres svar på simple spørgsmål. 

en person der dyrker astronomi i sin fritid 

Våben 

En krigserklæring  

= hjemmet 

Journalist på et sladderblad. 

Næste uges skoleskema. 

En person, der lever af sine ugepenge. 

En meget pumpet fyr, der får lommepenge. 

En periode, hvor ens ugeskrift eller magasin udebliver 

Ekstrabladets - Nationen 

En viftepalme-anordning til afkøling af kirkeugler. 

Ekstra uheld a lá carte. 

En af de pænere betegnelser for kaptajnen, der stødte ind i jernbanebroen over Limfjorden. 

En lille påmindelse, skrevet på en lap papir, som bliver fundet bag en sofa eller lignende, og som ingen i beboelsen kan huske at have skrevet. 

En lilletromme der ved anslag skaber en uhyggelig stemning. Den har en rigtig skræmmende lyd, som gør mange mennesker enormt bange i betrækket. 

Findes tilsyneladende mange steder i USA. Se "Finding Bigfoot". 

En der kan gøre sig uforståelig på mange sprog. 

Kæmpesvamp fra Tjernobyl regionen.  

Puste mælkebøttefrø over hækken til naboen. 

havestol 

Når man er så skummel, at det spreder sig, hvis ikke man luges ud med det samme! 

Fra Nomas menu-kort, en forret indeholdende mælkebøtte, kvikgræs og skvalderkål 

Barn eller dværg som spiller på luftguitar 

Index til identifikation af udviklingslande 

Følelsen af at have givet en hånd til Afrika. 

Et land eller en organisation der på ingen måde føler sig forpligtet overfor lande i den 3- verden. 

Kaffemaskinen, billetautomaten, togdørene og lignende. der aldrig virker. 

Skema der viser uldhårenes tykkelse, længde og blødhed. De grovere hårtyper bruges til huer, vanter, trøjer og sokker, mens de fine og bløde anvendes til underbukser, så de ikke generer de ædlere dele og klør i numsen. 

Kvindens kønsorgan før intimbarberingens indtog... 

Synonym for ydtrykket: en sten i skoen. 

En virkelig dårlig julemand 

En psykolog 

Den kreative klasses idyllisering af det spændende liv i ghettoen. 

Tilstand der typisk ender med at opstå. Fx "Jeg fik ikke lavet så meget i starten af ugen, men i løbet af fredag eftermiddag kom jeg op i nærheden af ultimonormalen". 

Efter at have råbt "Ulven kommer" 

Betegnelse for de snacks som forældrer putter i deres utidige børn 

Delikatesse 

En form for arkiv over fingeraftryk, men over biler tilhørende folk med dårlige køreevner. 

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